if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
LOOK AT THIS LITTLE DOGGY
Sailor Moon cosplay for tiny dogs.
A Love Letter to All Vaguely Attractive Males in Public Spaces
Do you ever think about what strangers look like naked? Because that’s kind of what I’m doing to you right now. I hope you don’t mind, or have the ability to read minds because then I am, as they say in the common parlance of our times, screwed. And not because I’m objectifying you. I’m really not, in fact I picked you because you are perusing through the linguistics aisle of this bookstore and I read some book by Derrida a couple years ago, which means I like linguistics too (right?). Ok, maybe I don’t know anything about linguistics, but you look vaguely attractive and vaguely intelligent and therefore I want to proposition you for a precursory-fuck-affair.
Or whatever they call coffee dates these days.
Did I mention that I read a book by Derrida? Anyways, I hope you don’t think I’m watching you, because I’m not. I’m in the political science section and very occupied with my interesting book about Henry Kissinger. If you do look over here to check on that though, I’m going to run away into the New Age aisle so please assume I’m not spying on you.
Do you like really bad Thai food? Do you think mac os’s are kind of shitty? Do you have low self-esteem problems that might make me feel better about my social anxiety? Say yes, because, Vaguely Attractive Male, I’m in love with you. It’s true. I love the way your unwashed hair looks in this awful lighting and I will come back to this book store for hopes of seeing you in all your beautiful disheveled glory.
Too bad you just bought that book. Guess I’ll catch you again tomorrow and we can start all over.
It’s been rough,
I feel like Ouran High School Host club is the one fandom that everyone’s in, but never talks about.
Why do we not talk about this?!
I went to karaoke with a bunch of teachers in Japan and someone put on Sakura Kiss & I knew all the lyrics and my Japanese coworker turned to me and whispered “Ah, so you’re a pervert too.”